assbuttsinlove:

but what if fanfic was illegal tho. and dudes would be coming up to you in the street like ppssssst. aye yo ma, I got that good shit. 30,000 word AU fic. yea yo I got dem ficlets if you into dat shit. whatchu need? some fluff? I got you ma. oh, you into angst? lemme hook you up with some good shit. PWP? you bet ma, I got that latest shit. hot off the presses. you know I got you boo. shh. shh. 

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kuogayku:

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hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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dry-cereal:

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dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

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supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

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5060072089124:

i know what you’re thinking haha who did i have to kill to get this url

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assbuttsinlove:

but what if fanfic was illegal tho. and dudes would be coming up to you in the street like ppssssst. aye yo ma, I got that good shit. 30,000 word AU fic. yea yo I got dem ficlets if you into dat shit. whatchu need? some fluff? I got you ma. oh, you into angst? lemme hook you up with some good shit. PWP? you bet ma, I got that latest shit. hot off the presses. you know I got you boo. shh. shh. 

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